“I’m scared of new things!”

Ideally, cooking and eating together is a fun, social activity. Sometimes people don’t really feel like it; that’s fine, I get it. It’s not always something you’re up for. But for it to be an activity that you refuse to participate in on all fronts? Something’s up.

It’s not something as simple as “I don’t like food A”. I have no difficulties with that. Nor am I talking about those on the autism spectrum (diagnosed or otherwise). It’s when people without any form of medical issue with food are so unbelievably fickle with it that they limit their diet to only their few favorites…

That’s almost a talent, right there.

Huh. I did mean zucchini. No idea why I typed cucumber. Possibly because they’ve got an unbreakable link in my mindbrain.

That mac and cheese sounds fantastic, by the way.

You’re doing good work.

Right? I mean, I feel a little bad for hating it so strongly, but extreme pickiness is a moral failing in my opinion. It’s a deal-breaker in a relationship for sure, and even with friends I have to struggle with the urge to tell them to grow the fuck up.

Every now and then I visit my grandmother and cook a meal for her. It is only after that I ever remember how god-awful picky she is. She has this thing about what she calls “green things” or “greenies”. To clarify, greenies are literally anything that’s small and green. It doesn’t matter if it’s something she likes…

I was already dead-set on never having children, but now I am undead-set. My dead-set’d-ness became so concentrated and powerful that its earthly form could no longer hold its might, and it died and rose from the grave. This Instagram is the necrotheurge that instigated it.

There’s this false perception by a large chunk of the population that our country is a total and pure meritocracy. Additionally, see the “Just World Hypothesis”, which is depressingly common in human psychology. With the assumption that either of those are true, you’re able to apply a whole bunch of fucked up logic,…

The World’s Tiniest Violin is currently booked all through 2015-2016 calendar. Try again after the Republican Primaries, you might be able to find a slot before they lose the election.

Kudos, Cuomo. Kudos.

My mistake.

My mistake. I was under the assumption that ghostandgoblin hadn’t encountered the bug because, like many games on current-gen consoles, DS2 was running at around 30FPS. That assumption turned out to be wrong. Apparently he just didn’t notice the issue. Withdrawn.

Sure, but that doesn’t mean it’s not important to quite a few people. Also, from what I can see it’d be a fairly simple fix. Simply push the max FoV 20 degrees higher; it’s probably just an integer that can be altered in a text editor. I can’t imagine a 70 degree FoV is set in stone as the engine’s maximum.

Then I’ll offer a correction:

It’s a 60FSP-only bug. IE: PC-only.

For god’s sake, just give us a higher FoV. Either greenlight the mod or do it yourself, but I can’t play in first person with 70 degrees. It’s nauseating.

Yes, but it only goes up to like... 70 degrees? It’s terrible.