*shudder* For god’s sake, read, people!

I worked at a place that served various chipotle-adorned items a few years back. Every time a co-worker or customer mispronounced it (most commonly as “chih-pole-tay”), I involuntarily flinched. Seriously, it’s like a completely unconscious reflex. I still have it to this day.

How about you learn to speak basic human empathy, you disgusting fuck?

When I worked in food service, too many of my coworkers were incredibly and inexplicably angry at anyone who requested special caution due to allergies. Despite my explaining to them more times than I can count that “no, it might not kill them if the named ingredient brushes the food but you can’t be too careful…

If anyone’s in the market for some landscaping decor, I’ll send you a box of artisan-sculpted locally-sourced cruelty-free rocks for only $20/pound. They’re better than normal rocks, which makes you better, and all your neighbors will know it.

You have no idea how nostalgic my sleep is going to be. I’m gonna wake up thinking it’s Christmas morning and maybe I got that SNES or PS1 I’ve always wanted.

So what’s your favorite place in Japan, Ashcraft? Any criteria. Favorite place to live, favorite place to work, favorite place to be recreationall, etc.

Oh boy.

Because “waaah waaah I want free stuff and your time doesn’t matter to me fuck you get a real job”. Basically.

Oh man, snow? I really wish there was an option to have it on full time without having to download a mod or trainer.

I just tried a heist with some randoms earlier. Results:

Oh my. Definitely going for this. Thanks, Luke!

Maybe she flushed something. Something that wasn’t waste. Maybe something in plastic wrap or a baggy. Some sort of illegal something.

I was starting to think I was the only person who couldn’t bite ice cream without feeling like my teeth were exploding. That’s... I dunno. Is that reassuring?

(Gamegated ManFortress is a satirical account. Go ahead and browse through their previous posts. You’ll see it. ...I just hope I don’t get spurned for ruining the joke.)

If for some godawful reason I ever end up owning and running a restaurant, I will provide all servers and hosts with a small silver bell. If they ever run into an asshole customer, they are to be instructed to give the bell a sprightly ring, at which point I will emerge from my management-hole and covertly observe the…

I want it.

You know, I didn’t really notice before, just had a vague sense of unrest. Now I know. And I cannot un-know. Thanks, Brian. :(

I always felt like there was something fishy about Atlanta. Now I have some evidence to back my vaguely negative vibes.

I'd much prefer to have GTA V on Steam than only Rockstar Social Club. The version posted here is RSC-only, correct?

I'd much prefer to have GTA V on Steam than only Rockstar Social Club. The version posted here is RSC-only, correct?