Callie Rossmeyer I think I love you will you run away with me?

Come on, bigots, you can't give businesses the right to refuse service based on beliefs of morality and then immediately try to take it away if you don't agree with their particular viewpoints. It doesn't work like that. You can't have your ca— um... ahem. Anyway, that's super hypocritical. What are you people,…

One place I worked at for a couple years didn't have servers (we'll call it Bread-Fuckers Inc.), but had many customers that demanded that kind of service regardless. Even back-of-house "cooks" like myself were expected to bring patrons food, wash dishes, clean up tables, handle garbage, clean bathrooms and tampon…

Profits.

Yet more proof on top of the enormous pile of proof that Chie is the best.

And I revel in it.

It's pretty awful, yeah, but the taste more than makes up for it. I won't claim to have a refined palate.

To be honest, I'd expect any woman I married to not give a damn about the kitchen as long as it's adequate enough to allow me to continue making her delicious sandwiches. But I'm a homemaker at heart.

The only acceptable use for ketchup in my kitchen is on scrambled eggs.

Sorely needed.

"No, it's cool. I may have this baseball bat with nails in it but I have no intention of hitting you with it. Why are you closing the door? Stop closing the door. I'm not gonna do anything. Just stop closing the door. Why are you helping him now? Stop helping him close the door. Leave the door open. I'm not gonna hit…

That's... very expensive kale. I pay $3.29 for a 2 lb. bag at Kroger's. Then again, I'm not exactly looking for the locally sourced "farm to table" experience.

I suspect that she was catering to a group of extra-dimensional travelers who assumed that the building in front of their emergence point was, of course, an interdimensional embassy. As they consumed their libations, they were trying to figure out in what dimension they were in, as some of them have suns that only…

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For fuck's sake, don't complain about having to do percentages for a tip. It's extremely easy. How painful is it for you to take 10% of your bill amount and double that? Or 10% and half again that amount? If it's that painful, perhaps we should reevaluate a couple of your licenses, because I'm not sure I want you…

Just a side note: I bought three of ProleteR's albums after I heard that song in the last clip. It... is what I have been searching for. All of my life.

Ditto. $70k in debt isn't very conducive to... well, anything. Except homelessness.

Ulp.

Very fair. I'm not an ecologist by any stretch of the imagination, so I can only guess what you would really want out of it. Maybe there will be a mod for ecological elements? The game does have an incredibly open modding policy and the devs are extremely communicative. Hell, if you really want to, you could probably…

Nnrkt. *twitch* Nostalgia... overload! *bleeds from the nostrils*