Well, if it helps, there are a lot of options in the game to alleviate the impact of urban sprawl and pollution. Increase land value for residential areas to increase the capacity of homes, institute city-wide water and power usage limits, craft roadways in ways that make the most use of the least space, et cetera.…

I don't even drink beer, but after seeing that commercial I'm going to make a special effort to find a local variety, try it, and subsequently avoid every Budweiser product I can for the rest of my life.

In order to maintain your sanity you need to make a list of [best food products that utilize honey as a major ingredient] in descending order of quality, abbreviate every item's name into an esoteric series of letters and numbers, then write it on the dry erase board as a cryptic and disturbing listicle with the…

*weeps softly*

Now bring it to PC.

I wasn't aware that "butch Russian strongwoman" was even a trope... I can't recall any other characters like that off the top of my head. Not calling you a liar, just saying that my pop culture knowledge perhaps isn't comprehensive. Either way, she rocks and I'd definitely play as her.

Not gonna lie, I read it all to make sure I wasn't for some reason missing something.

I am completely incapable of understanding the mentality that is required for treating restaurant employees like dirt. When I enter a restaurant, I treat all staff in a very specific way: like they're people. I don't care if someone makes less than you, I don't care if they work a job that you consider "beneath you"…

Extreme pickiness without a medical issue to explain it strikes me as a character flaw. I would never date someone who won't try new foods, and I already have to try my best to ignore it in my friends.

I have still managed to never try Panda Express. Should I remedy that?

Right?! Asian food is largely amazing.

Just gonna point out that this is a fan-made game.

Welp. That settles it. I'll be watching the entirety of No Reservations this weekend.

That steak and fries look goddamn delicious.

Genre: Mecha Premier Date: January 9, 2015 Where to Watch: Crunchyroll What It’s About in One Sentence: The second season of an anime that follows a group of children who pilot giant robots against giant invading aliens.

That mollosc was adorable. God, I love octopi.

Are you certain this person wasn't fucking with you?

In the racist future, we all eat nothing but 'Nilla Wafers and tapioca.

A dissertation on green onions and refried beans, goddamnit.

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