Ah, got it. Thanks.

I'd check if it didn't involve wading neck-deep into my 200+ game collection manually. Isn't there a better way to check than using the Steam client? Because that thing is... well, let's just say "clunky".

13 year olds can fuck up your night. Don't give a shit about it. Even if you care, pretend not to. That's gonna make you the joke. That's gonna make you someone they can go back to next Friday when they don't have to go to school in the morning. The best thing you can do, even if you're scared shitless—which,…

It's like asking a girl out when you don't care, which is also something I did in high school before I left. A lot. My friends would give me $10, and I would just run around asking girls out, who I know would say no. Or breaking up with girls that I'm not going out with publicly. That's funny.

Portlandia.

I typed my post out prior to your edit, so I didn't get to see that. No biggy though.

When people talk about how annoyed they are with camera-like effects in games, all I'm able to do is shrug. I have astigmatism and terrible eyesight, so I have to wear glasses just to walk across my house safely, meaning that most of those effects are simply things I have to deal with on a daily basis. Lense flare? I…

I prefer 60FPS not because I otherwise get motion sickness, but because it just looks and feels so much better. The fluidity that comes with 60FPS is, to me, simply gorgeous and immersive.

The most absurd thing I've heard someone say is that the butter on my toast was, in fact, not butter. I couldn't believe it.

That would be a figurative kick in the teeth, not a literal one.

Hold on, now. If she wants to completely boycott the ingestion of chemicals, let her.

Pinkham why do you do this to yourself.

As much as my aggressive side would like to agree with you, that's unfortunately not always an effective solution. A lot of people— myself included— respond to physical punishment with escalation or retaliation, whether intentional or not.

Not feeding the troll only works to an extent. Every now and then you run into a troll that's so persistent and so vile that, rather than simply not feeding them, you must give them a swift kick in the teeth. Figuratively, of course.

Dear C.A. Pinkham,

I totally stack the plates.

Milk is delicious. It never makes me feel ill. I will keep drinking milk.

Don't engage. It's a trap.

Don't engage him, it's a trap.

Welp. Saw a beheading on the Tumblr link.