Maturity is, unfortunately, a rare quality. It's an even bigger problem when you mix pre-adults into the group.

Then they should really be playing singleplayer games. Nip the problem right in the bud.

Now invent a device that will make people shut the fuck up.

I never understood why people would want to circumvent matchmaking just to whoop the asses of lower level players.

I'll preorder when the game includes things like an art book or soundtrack that you couldn't otherwise get. 'cause I'm a chump for art books.

Is There Any Deal has been very helpful to me.

The moment the images on this page loaded, I let out a reflexive "OH!".

Your sealab key appears to have been swiped.

Burn human effigies at a bonfire. A single effigy deactivates co-op and PVP play for a period of about ten minutes. This may end up being "expensive", but that's the best way to avoid invaders without deactivating your internet connection or blocking the game in your firewall.

It's because the fox isn't trying to terk yer jerb.

Absolutely. If anything, I'd say that humans are developing their xenophilia more than their xenophobia these days. I mean, just check out /tg/ once in a while.

No Man's Sky: We may have only seen the HUD so far, but what has been shown has got my inner designer rock hard.

The Gift Bag of Midgard brooks no ridicule.

Nope. I have good oral hygiene and I bathe thoroughly every day.

I'd just tell them to go shove a clarinet up their collective ass.

Apparently the guy above did not.

She was saying "mare-ee-oh". That's what annoyed me so much.

Her pronunciation of Mario makes me want to wring someone's neck. Pet peeve of mine, I guess.

I tend to find that walking in with a broadsword in one hand and the still-beating heart of a dragon in the other is a great opener.

Right? I sympathize completely. Sometimes it feels like the world was made for people with itty-bitty skulls. All the best hats perch atop the cranium like a canary, all glasses seem to eventually shatter and fly away like shrapnel, and good luck finding a pair of headphones that won't feel like some badly crafted…