Glenn Beck thinks a lot of things that aren't true (one might say so not-true that the non-facts possess physical mass)... or at least he appears to. I'm hardly surprised anymore.

Bob, you are a dirty scoundrel and I love you for it.

Yeah, I was pretty disappointed when there was no sign of the next season for Btooom!. But hey, maybe I'll get lucky.

Give me an anime where the protagonists are trapped in a Silent Hill-esque video game. I don't care if it doesn't make sense, I still want it. Their awareness of their situation strikes me as a vital element to a specific kind of horror.

Beef:

"Education"? You're joking, right?

I've got a wee question for people with not-so-wee heads. I've personally got a cranium of excessive proportions, and it has directly led to the borked status of several pairs of over-ear headphones. I don't want to make a switch to earbuds as I find the sound less satisfactory; would anyone be able to make a…

I'm loving the look of the gameplay I've been seeing. I'm almost positive it won't completely live up to the hype it's establishing, but I can only hope it doesn't end up disappointing.

How much of a Dick can Woody be? Even toned down from the original drafts of Pixar's masterpiece, the floppy cowboy (not a sex position) was plenty obnoxious without eerie music and jump cuts.

One Week Friends

No Game No Life

I'd totally shag a robot. If it's a non-sentient inanimate the act is essentially masturbation, and if it's sentient I only need a consenting robotic partner. Either way.

I saw this last night and it absolutely blew me away. The writing managed to raise quite a few excellent points while at the same time remaining entertaining; I was completely aware that this entire setup was a vehicle for a metaphorical moral anvil, but I didn't even care because it was just so good! There's also the…

Review Godzilla, please.

"I see you touching the cornflakes box, when in fact you should be reaching for the Reeses Puffs. You will be given one chance to rectify your mistake."

If a pre-order comes with an art book, you won't be able to stop me from getting it without resorting to lethal force. I bought the DS2 pre-order specifically for this reason. I know they'll probably release a physical one pretty soon, but I don't care. I needs it.

Dark Souls 2.

Clank.

Clunk.

Plonk.