Plink.

I have a sudden craving for Nature Valley granola. I'm such a sap.

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I wonder. Are we currently sitting at a similar cross roads. Are we all getting a little bit tired of shooting things in the face?

I was being facetious and/or satirical for the sake of humor. Personally, I find the fact that we don't already have a satisfactory universal healthcare system to be horrible.

Don't forget about the fact that the liberal media is kidnapping and training baby predator drones to become atheist Muslim pinko gay-marrying gun snatchers. Gotta think of the children, right? I mean, it's a slippery slope. One minute you're raising taxes just a tiny bit and the next minute hippies are raining from…

I like the new designs.

Reasons to upgrade/build a PC:

Fair enough. I'm starting to think that in five years, Kinja will simply be a bunch of random words on flashing, warbling boxes that move past the screen in a semi-random pattern.

For god's sake, don't make them think they need to re-model again! I can't handle any more overhauls... it just gets worse every time!

Interestingly enough, they resemble the taste of Code Red.

I'm having trouble finding the empty space on my screen. Could you by chance help me locate it?

I've found that white noise often gets me into the zone more than anything else. On several occasions I've been working on a complex or challenging project and found that six straight hours have passed without a single sound other than the whir of a fan or rain against a window. I've never had the same thing happen…

Wow. You're fun.

I don't own any Blu-Ray disks. I don't even think I've even bought any physical media for the last... wow, four years. To me, it's already dead. Hell, it barely even took a single breath.

I put 300 hours into Dark Souls. I'm about 50 into Dark Souls II. I like Dark Souls II better. It has become my favorite game. I'm not going to bother explaining why, because all of those reasons are extremely subjective.

If you're asking what the most influential and significant contribution to PC gaming is, the answer is going to be Steam. If you're asking what the second-most influential and significant blah blah blah is... well, that's the question, isn't it?

To all you folk in southeast US region, I look forward to a future of Jolly Cooperation. And furious slap-fight invasions. Look for the guy named Entro. Hell, for all I know, we've already crossed paths!

I am a fucking love master, you guys.

Game of Thrones, Supernatural, Archer (though I think the season is over, isn't it?), Community (argh, that's definitely over for this season), Elementary, Parks & Recreation, House (thanks, Netflix!).