Normal military tanks? Boring. How about a spider mecha, which you can use to cause havoc around the city of Chicago? Now that's what I'm talking about.

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Even the end of the series, which is indeed shocking and well built up to, falls into this category—since, as the series ends with a sudden cut, we'll have to wait for the second season for any payoff. In the end, the series felt like it made many grand promises; but while it did deliver, nothing really lived up to…

Do air squats. Air squats are one of the best ways to release enzymes that breakdown the production of fat in your body and improve circulation in your legs. Don't worry about changing into workout clothes. Do as many air squats as you can while you're waiting for the microwave or your coffee. Even the city of Sochi…

I'm counting the hours.

Related question: How on earth can a fishcake be erotic?

Your suffering hurts my heart, Mike. And I'm pretty sure yours is starting to hurt as well.

Surely you mean iOS and Android, right?

Anyone know a place to get good high-res (I run 3360x1050 currently) wallpapers, specifically gaming-related a la Dead End Thrills? I'd use DET directly, but their high-res downloads are down and have been for weeks.

I can't stop laughing.

Goddamnit, stay in the lane, Carl!

It reminds me of the first time I heard the music in Minecraft. It's soulful, calming and somehow very melancholy. If I were the type of person to enjoy ambient music, I'd probably have music like this playing all the time.

I'm as confused that you didn't know what an icecream sandwich was as I am wondering what the hell a "rave mask" is.

That's pure gaming joy, right there.

Fair. But I'm pretty sure you can achieve that on PC just by tweaking a few settings. If not in the game itself, definitely in your videocard's control panel.

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Description: She's a third year student at Takuru's high school, but has never attended. A tall girl who always wears a lab coat.

I feel like Morgan Freeman would lend me a sort of quiet, natural dignity.

Aw man. Well... do you have a webm that will lessen the sting? I had my hopes up so hard.