The craziest part of their conspiracy theory? That one person is responsible for all the animations in a AAA game.

Another point: after 10 hours of play I can honestly say this is a super overreaction. By and large the animations are serviceable with only a handful of extremely minor NPCs suffering from very poorly done animations.

Not only is this despicable, it’s testament to how ignorant and stupid these cretins are. Bad animation can be the result of slow tools, unfriendly tech, limited staff resources, and countless other factors (including but not limited to the fact that getting human faces to feel “human” is really friggin’ hard). That’s…

Wow do I hate gamers like this. I know there are bad apples in every kind of hobby/fandom/whatever, but man oh man is this particular brand of bullshit getting way too common for my liking.

Portable Skyrim. I was very excited to see that.

Meanwhile at gen 1 (before all pokemon had genders):

Eventually there will be no new games; we will just play one set of games that get remastered for each hardware iteration.

“nothing wrong with FFXI”

It must be hard making sure Link’s dialogue is translated correctly

feature not a bug

Awfully greedy of them, given that game development is inexpensive and can be funded through pleasant thoughts and charitable donations.

*checks gut*

The wait is starting to get on my NERV.

I hope the narrative is stronger. The first game is great. Admittedly they wrote themselves into a whole with that setup, but changing directors did not help either. By 3 they just said fuck it and made it as dumb as possible.

who would have thought that the Assassin’s Creed franchise would be breaking new ground by just not releasing games?

cant do ugly...

I know it’s foolish. But I’m holding out for the sandwich.

SIXTY

I’m going to translate this from corporate speak for everyone: