A work friend of mine would always describe his kids as alien parasites until they were more recognizable.

That's a really cool idea!

Last time I checked but the millennial generation didn't get to chose how they were raised.

No character, personality, artistry or interesting design.

As a woman, has anyone ever told you that you shouldn't do math or science? Maybe that your feelings weren't meaningful because you were "on the rag" or just "irrational"? That if you wore that cute skirt out that you would be inviting rape and it would be all your fault?

It's funny, my mom was 21 when she had me, so it puts the whole "she's a young mommy!" thing in a different light. :p

Jealous of the DINK lifestyle? Sounds like it!

Here's the shit we're dealing with, from user Caligula09:

We're not taking a shit over those with families. We're simply fucking tired of the majority forcing their world views on the rest of us and having to explain our decisions in the first place. I'm not angry here, and I'm trying to keep the same tone you are, but the situation is frustrating!

Ah yes, because every women has the "responsibility" to lay down, spread her legs and become a baby factory, right? Otherwise she's just a kid?

Also, fucking wow. I had no idea I wasn't an adult until I got a woman knocked up! What the fuck is wrong with you?

YOU'LL CHANGE YOUR MIND ABOUT HAVING BAYBEEESSSS

Roasting veggies is a great way to bring out good flavors. And I normally hate veggies!

It means you're well known, have a large and public history and a good reason for traveling so often.

Are you a Lebanese citizen?

Yeah, really worked here, didn't it?

It's anti-feminist because it causes harm to women, specifically. A man can always run from a pregnancy, a woman cannot.

You forgot duck!

That's because you aren't looking. There are kids involved here, and teaching them that "men have to be men" and "women have to be women" is fucking terrible.