That’s a really odd comparison.  Aside from being “adult” comedies from the same general time period, they’re like two different genres of film.

sounds more plausible than giving away that much money

It sounds to me like this woman wants to get infested with cockroaches. 

If it doesn’t have pesticides then why the heck should I drink it?!

Until you get child porn and the men in black suits come for you.

Tin foil hats for sale, get them before the FBI steals your thoughts.

Then people would realize nobody ever wins and they’d stop paying for tickets, no?

You are 99.9999999999999% correct.  But that .000000000000001 person is happy as fuck they didn’t listen to you. 

Someone wins eventually. I mean, yeah, the odds of it being you are incredibly astronomical... and those who do win often end up being worse off than they were before.

$0 because you’re not going to win.

I couldn’t bear to watch all of that video. It was such a grizzly sight; the polar opposite of what I thought that animal could do. I hope more people don’t see this Kodiak moment, as it might cause a panda-monium.

Name checks out.

It was the only way you could play the Rifts tactics game.

Because mobile gaming is almost universally trash.

Well technology HAS advanced. Don’t see why not this thing can be done better nowdays.

Once I was at a movie theatre and the woman sitting next to me not only had one of those tacky things (and long after its time, at that), but she answered it during the film.

NO, there are aircraft carriers “not as big as” a Culligan.

You really are just a disingenuous fucknut, aren’t you?

While I’m certainly happy that America’s favorite QAnon-posting, Ambien-blaming shitbag did indeed lose her cashcow, it is really a bad thing that her character dies of an opioid overdose? It’s a serious problem, and even if one person out of the 15+ million who tuned in thinks that maybe they should ask their doctors…

Here’s why it’s an abuse of power: Despite Lewinsky’s enthusiastic consent, she could not have opted to refuse or rescind consent without fear of retaliation. True consent must include the ability to safely deny consent.