Sounds suspiciously like sexual assault to me. Maybe you should look into that.

Actually, it’s never happened to me, and I’ve been on a lot of flights. I figure it’s because I’m short.

There’s no such a show as Stargate THE series. There’s Stargate: SG1, Stargate: Infinity, Stargate: Atlantis, Stargate: Universe and Stargate: Origins but no “the series.” Just saying (in the spirit of the AT-AT argument) ;-)

It looks like something Citroën would build. Just saying.

I haven’t seen many at midnight but there were a hand full. I saw the first Independence Day at midnight, Spider-Man 3, and The Dark Night. I’m pretty sure that there were one or two others but I can’t remember which ones. Now a days they don’t do midnight showings anymore since they premier during the day.

But what about offline handheld consoles like the countless bootleg emulation machines that they make in China? How can you enforce that?

Considering how many bootleg BameBoys still come out of China, I highly doubt that they can enforce this. How can they stop kids from playing offline?

I don’t care what anybody says, I flipping love this movie! I’ve even written my own stories set the Mario Bros movie universe.

So I’m guessing that you don’t count those half hour Pokemon reveal specials they do with every game?

This is exactly people are asked to keep their politics out of video game events. It wasn’t a political event. If someone had said something promoting an idiot like Trump, you know that everyone would have demanded penalties.

This can’t be real! As someone who lives in North America I only just discovered Citroën earlier this year. After countless hours of watching videos on Citroën and reading about them, they have quickly risen to be one of my top three favorite car companies. Fiat Chrysler is donk, and they’re one of my LEAST favorite…

Why, they were so clearly sarcastic.

I’d say that it succeeded. It was immensely watchable.

Please, PLEASE tell me that one of those cars is a mint condition Citroën 2CV! I’ll buy it, I swear I will.

Except those junior high dance moves have been around since at least the mid 90s when I was in... well, junior high.

Because his name wasn’t Florida Man. And thank goodness it wasn’t Florida Man or this would have been a LOT worse.

Most likely a vlogger getting trip footage for a montage. I see it all the time.

Thank goodness it wasn’t Florida Man or this would have been a lot worse.

“...may once again become a historic vehicle.”

“...may once again become a historic vehicle.”