Health, politics, not dying: all part of life. Amazing! :)

I kinda disagree with that sentiment.

Great reasoned debate: the far right and the far left are the same because that’s what my feelings say.

They need to bring back Bob.

This study is probably funded by BIG SHOE and BIG FITNESS-TRACKER. Just when I get to a routine where 10,000 steps is the norm!

“Sometimes it’s better to remain quite and let them wonder if you’re stupid, then to write a blog post and remove all doubt”

Clinton 65,844,954

Morning. I’m one of those people whose hair gets rather greasy overnight. So I have to shower in the morning. My wife prefers to shower in the evening, but she doesn’t have the greasy hair problem that I do.

If they don’t put a sign up I am guessing it is fair game, at the same time even people checking out with a few items take forever.

There’s a 50/50 chance I’d buy a Skillet-branded shirt with an arrow pointing in a comical or dirty direction and asking “Can It Sous Vide?”

Some say opinions can never be wrong. They are wrong. This is wrong. Skins are the best.

“kids should be grateful to generate millions of dollars for colleges that won’t pay them a dime”

“one toxic thing”

I’m a newspaper reporter and only use my Macbook to file stories. I’ve even done it at a Starbucks!

Sometimes it’s just dull, but necessary material. Deal with it. Sometimes, you just have to pay attention to what’s going on, even if you don’t want to be there. I’ve actually gotten awards and commendations for my presentations, but I still get people that would rather stare at their phones than do their jobs.

THIS!
HATE!

Here’s #11, stay off your fucking phone during my presentation. I’m providing you with information and you can do me the courtesy of at least looking like you are paying attention.

Making everyone his bitch.

I think this is the first time someone has described me as “the media.” I finally made it! My parents will be so proud.

To me, it is both hilarious and super serious. On the one hand, I mean, how could you not laugh at these idiots?