This article could have been a lot shorter... under no circumstance is it ever advisable to stay with someone after they have cheated. I’m sorry, but if anyone who has been cheated on and stays in the relationship made the wrong choice, plain and simple.

So, I’m doomed to a life of no friends as I hate all people. It’s just too hard to hide my loathing for all others.

What if we skip the water and poach them in a pot full of butter?

My cat, who once opened a microwave oven while the popcorn was popping, has more self-control than the caramel lady.

My cat, who once destroyed a floor-to-ceiling lamp with her butt, has more self-control than the caramel lady.

My cat, who once fell off a bookshelf at 3 AM only to land butt-first on my face (catass…

Ghus is awesome, but Saga also introduced me to one of my favorite comic characters of all time, and he’s a sidekick, and I’m definitely not...

I worked at AT&T overseas callcenters for 2 years, both in the mobile and U-verse centers I handled THOUSANDS of customer in that time, once we start our shift we have no rest until the end of it (well, we have a lunch break, but still...), we have a lot of metrics the company asks us to fulfill and one of them is the…

Have your details ready. If you’re calling about a piece of hardware, have the model number, service tag, or something else that uniquely identifies the hardware in question, and -lead with that.- “I have a XXXX and [this is what it’s doing that I don’t think it should].” Few things more frustrating than getting a…

This isn’t going to be the most productive discussion. People don’t actually know what they want or how they can be manipulated. The customer service reps will say things which they believe to be true, but aren’t actually true. The true ways to manipulate them will be denied.

Have you spent any time around actual wrestling fans?

Last time I saw Jon Stewart kick anybody that hard in the dick, it was Tucker Carlson on Crossfire.

Oh. My. God. That last one just broke my heart.

Someone else who's a shitty actor, and the antagonist is a shitty actor who needed protag 1 to carry him to a decent performance.

Not even the Rock can get Roman Reigns over.

they sorta tried by having the Rock come out. It didn't work =/

I don't think the use of "so" undermines one's credibility. Sometimes people deliberately use "filler" or "throwaway" words at the beginning of a conversation because if their interlocutor starts listening a few seconds later it won't matter. My one objection to "so" is when it's used at the start of a blog post:

the comic book nuts you know must be stuck in the nineties.