They’re using the wrong script!

Chill, child.

Former President Doesn’t Get It; Wet Behind The Ears Child Blogger Gets Everything

counterpoint. he didn’t do shit. 

They’re on top of the world and are in control of the whole game, but can’t stop playing the victim card and whining like pathetic losers about how much everyone is out to get them. It’s not only annoying, it’s completely counterproductive, as they’re going to wake up soon on the bottom of the world, with no one to…

“if you gave us any of the top 15 [quarterbacks in the NFL], we could [win championships]. I don’t think the coaches view Tom as special as everyone else in football does.”

A review isn't a recap, those are two different things.

This is why piracy reigns supreme. 

You are remembering correctly, but a lot of the commenters and writers here never were very reasonable about this.

Oh he was convicted? Or are you a ridiculous piece of shit? 

This is the dumbest fucking post I’ve yet seen in the year of our lord 2018. You could take Richard Pryor’s most killer material and distill it down in a snarky and offputting blob of text and make it sound like he was a shitty comedian. The purpose of this post is clearly to try to put Ansari back up on that cross of…

I say this in a way that is divorced from Aziz or the woman victimized:

You’re making fun of a comedian because.... his jokes are less funny in print than they are delivered?  The fuck is this bs?

I love how atheists are expected to be nice about religion, it’s such bullshit hypocrisy. “Why can’t you be tolerant of religion?”

He didn’t even really talk about atheism. So, that begs the question - were you so triggered by the word you rushed down here to reply without understanding, or do you just classify anything you don’t want to hear as “edgy?”

Dude, this is really creepy.  Leave strangers alone is like the #1 rule of air travel.

All trump supporters are cousin-fucking, racist scum. Treat them accordingly in your lives. Don’t let trumper grandparents spend any time with your kids. Search social media before you hire someone. If they’ve even liked a trump thing, put their resume in the trash. Don’t invite trump people to your pool party or BBQ.…

If it bothers you so much, don’t watch his shit. 

The Hills visited Phoenix in March.