getting his current wife to slam Chloe Dykstra

Counterpoint: Fuck the Patriots.

And it’s not just him, really, it’s … something else … that lent him his powers … he can do some things that Shazam can’t. The danger in some films is the bad guy has the same powers as the good guy. [Sivana] has an extra thing, extra dynamic, that takes care of that…

I’d actually get more excited if this project had De Niro playing a 70 yr old Joker attempting in vain to become relevant again.

That he died is one theory, but actually it was just a hard cut to black, so we don’t know for sure.

Lame

Yep, I’ve seen worse jokes on a Comedy Central roast.

A wise man once said, and I’m paraphrasing George Carlin here, but go fuck yourself.

I thought this was AV Club, not Jezebel.

Joel Embiid as Mankind, which I think would make him more of a chaotic neutral than hero/villain?

WHOOOAAA BLACK BETTY, MLBAM MLBAM
 

Hey, it’s his dad!

listen.

opportunistic cunts have no ethnicity.

No they can’t. Twitch has its own set of rules which it has now made even clearer, titty streamers are not welcome.

Your kid is 15 and not allowed to use social media? No wonder he’s rebelling.

They heard “Chad” and assumed someone was talking about them.

so how would calling Ivanka any of those things even fit into his worldview? Can there be two bestest and smartestest people?

What? What? While I’m sure there are mysoginistic twats out there who hate all things female, claiming that “being threatened by women” is the reason for industrial-scale eye-rolling in relation to TLJ is a load of old bollocks. I don’t think Space Leia is crap because she’s a woman, I think its crap because it came…