Well luckily he still has his Bad Santa residuals to fall back on.

Why add the “or” part? It’s not an or situation. His statement said that he didn’t want the controversy that follows him to be a distraction from the performances of the actresses. He did the thing everyone was saying he should do. The right thing. But yea, use this as another opportunity to shit on the guy who has…

So that’s a twofer as far as myth shattering is concerned- women never lying about abuse and ‘toxic masculinity’ as the root of all evil in gender relations. Good for him!

Instead of boycotting the Super Bowl or doing something else with my time, I am going to go to a friend’s viewing party and then leave in a huff when they don’t stand in their living room for the national anthem. That way it’ll be for the troops. I’m also going to tweet about it using a slightly-darkened old photo and…

So you’re dumb as well as racist. Good combo, Cletus.

You’re a shithead.

Right? And doesn’t seep into the furniture and bedding and everything. If you blow your weed smoke out and window and keep a window open for a bit, you’re fine.

Other than the fact that the smell of weed smoke goes away like 10x faster than the smell of cigg smoke, sure.

As if women don’t want sex, dont get horny, dont like dolls or toys, or just might feel lazy tonight or be socially awkward or romantically stunted.

Wow, this is a shit headline. Go fuck yourself Rafi.

I have no doubt that this was a bad experience for her. But the term “sexual assault” is a legal term with legal definitions. And this does not meet them. Do not water down the term by declaring this sexual assault. However, I do think it’s a great conversation about communication and expectations between partners.

My favorite fact about Creep is that Prince covered it at Coachella and it was uploaded to Youtube, then as he notoriously did, Prince had the video removed, and Radiohead stepped in and requested that it be put back up because it was their song.

Everytime someone uses the term “Quack Trainer” all I can think about is the lack of respect shown to those who make their living doing the near impossible task of training ducks.  

But not a single one of those Super Bowl wins was against a Manning, who beat Brady at an 84% clip in the biggest games!!

I can’t believe Tom Brady is 1-5 lifetime against the Manning brothers in the biggest games they can play (AFC Championships and Super Bowls). 16% winning percentage! Holy cow that’s bad!

I think you missed the real conspiracy theory, that Belichik traded Garoppolo to Brady’s childhood team out of spite to Brady. One last twist of the knife making Brady watch as Garoppolo goes on to great success with the team he grew up watching and likely always wanted to play for?

Guy offers a place to sleep to people who might otherwise freeze to death when the local homeless shelter is full, and the city is threatening to evict him from his own home.... and you think this is “sound and reasonable?”

Remember folks.

You think homeless people care about housing regulations when they are freezing on sidewalks? I’d say you’re getting worked up about the wrong thing here, buddy.

“yet my own anecdotal evidence (men at parties) proves otherwise (they’re still fucking talking about Woody Allen, only now they look guiltily over their shoulders while they do it.)”