Everybody needs a nemesis. In this case, it was nemeses. He did win one playoff game against Peyton! They all get a yellow blazer and we all feel pretty good about it.

In the biggest games they could play against each other, Tom Brady is 1-5 lifetime against the Manning brothers (AFC Championship games and Super Bowls). 16% winning percentage. That is all.

Dave Chapelle is a better human being than you. You’ve got nothing but hate.

Yeah, who are we to judge the actions of a staunch supporter of racial segregation?

Uhh...maybe don’t mention “home planet” to Leia.

You’re saying that he shouldn’t keep his Oscar for the writing he and Affleck did for “Good Will Hunting”, just because he has questionable beliefs about how Louis CK’s acts are on a different scale than those perpetrated by Weinstein?

Isha we need to have an intervention with you about your Matt Damon obsession.

No. Isha really does believe in this not-nuanced take.

Um, this is sarcasm, right?

Elderly Teenager

Going to need to say that a little louder for him to hear you.

Van Gogh to the hospital immediately!!!

That’s very encouraging, Mr. Pruitt! Then we might as well continue doing absolutely nothing to change our behavior! So glad you came by to drop that knowledge on us!

It’s “Put a little boogie in it,” there, sport.

It’s Whitney being Whitney. I can’t think of a single weekend when she hasn’t screwed the pooch in one way or another; the mis-steps are seriously cringe-inducing. 

That implies Jezebel cares about their impact or has any sort of journalistic ethics when their parent company wanted to pay tons of money for random “people we think are funny” sex tapes.

Hi Whitney,

I for one welcome my new dong smashing overlord.

Yeah, who wants to see a beloved entity be taken over by some corporate overlords? Why that’d be like this here AV Club being purchased by some large conglomerate and shifting its editorial viewpoint to accommodate their new corporate masters.