Think of all the money they would save on makeup and prosthetics by just hiring Ron Perlman. He rolls out of bed ready to film Hellboy.

That was an episode of Seinfeld. You are confusing Seinfeld with real life...again.

Pitino simply blew his load of goodwill too early on those previous scandals.

Poor Joe Flacco, he’s too boring to even earn recognition for the worst QB performance of the week.

Typical GLORY BOY behavior.

Bob Hamelin says hi.

I was always more partial to Pedro Astacio than Ismael Valdez.

What happened to her research here?

This very egregious error...

I also remember him referring to it constantly during his Comedy Central stand-up special.

Don’t worry, he’ll still be over at Doug Stanhope’s house this weekend to watch football and smoke like a chimney.

This is pretty much what I expect from the same journalist who gave us...

Albert Pujols agrees and laughs every time he sees the Angels’ direct deposit into his bank account.

That’s because tequila is fucking gross.

You always start by addressing the biggest problem though. The red-headed stepchild, if you will.

Except Ron Perlman didn’t need hours of makeup and prosthetics for Hellboy. That was his natural state so it was very freeing for him. Ron Perlman goes through hours of makeup and prosthetics before he leaves his house so he can blend in with us normal humans.

You can’t forget what you’ve never even heard about before.

This guy also probably blames “a pack of rabid animals” for stealing his neck.

I can see it if the shark picture is old and not recent...

“You sit there, and you thump your Bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn’t get you anywhere. Talk about your Psalms, talk about John 3:16 - AUSTIN 3:16 SAYS I JUST WHIPPED YOUR ASS!” — Steve Austin