You can’t forget what you’ve never even heard about before.

This guy also probably blames “a pack of rabid animals” for stealing his neck.

I can see it if the shark picture is old and not recent...

“You sit there, and you thump your Bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn’t get you anywhere. Talk about your Psalms, talk about John 3:16 - AUSTIN 3:16 SAYS I JUST WHIPPED YOUR ASS!” — Steve Austin

Allegedly, both Yordano Ventura and Andy Marte were under the influence in their separate car crashes. I think that’s more the root cause than whatever the conditions may be in the D.R.

Livingston clearly came up with the “Until they decide what to do about the stain on the game, I abstain.” line before he actually thought through this plan, right? It’s like coming up with the name of the movie before writing the actual movie.

Who Pooped The Bed? is the unquestioned leader for worst episode ever.

I’ve never met someone who was high who talks like that. It sounds more like someone who has their head shoved firmly up their own ass. The worst is when a bad writer thinks they are a good writer.

Personally, I think the show has been unexceptional. The shine has worn off as the writing has gotten worse in these past few episodes. Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t think Geena Davis has been very good. It’s unfortunate that some of the acting has been so bad because I feel like Ben Daniels has been phenomenal. And…

What else did you expect from Pope Peter Stormare?

I never said you said that putting William in charge was a good idea. That was directed at the company itself, which would never let someone who physically attacked the heir to the company (especially if that heir was still alive) be in charge of said company. And has Westworld shown or eluded to a deadline or time…

But that massive (assumed to be a billion-dollar) company should be lead by a psychopath who ties up the heir to the company, drags him by horse for several days, and strips him of his clothes? Oh, and said psychopath also literally put a knife to the heir’s throat. But it’ll all be a hand-waved success because he’s…

Actually explain what the fuck happened to Logan. Also, explain how someone just married into controlling a billion-dollar company and gained autonomy to force said company to heavily increase its investment in a theme park widely known to be hemorrhaging money. Especially when the heir to that billion-dollar company…

I don’t think things will turn out the way Charlotte thinks they will. This all seems under Ford’s control still. With the insane way Maueve’s story is playing out, it feels like it’s part of Ford’s new grand narrative. I suspect we’re moving towards seeing the catastrophic event with William, Logan, and Dolores in…

Except the fact that Logan was riding out in the dark with a group of his men searching for William and Dolores when he found them.

Every part of this looks like vaginas and balls mashed together.

Logan says, “Well, well, well. I’ve been looking for you for days. Man, are you two fucked,” when he finds William and Dolores.

Wouldn’t Logan have had to come across the town swallowed by sand while he was spending days searching for William and Dolores? I don’t think you can count his relationship with Lawrence or recognizing the blond host in the William as the Man in Black category. Logan also had a relationship with Lawrence, and he was…

There’s a lot they need to hand-wave to have William as the Man in Black make sense. That sudden transformation for William into McPoyle felt completely uneven. If William was going to kill Logan, why wouldn’t he have done it when he had a knife to his throat with no guests or hosts around? Also, how the hell does…

He was there from the beginning. It’s Ford’s father, who Arnold created a host version of that they revealed in a prior episode. When Bernard finds the secret house, he even thinks it is Arnold because he couldn’t see himself in the photo.