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I don’t know if this question can be legally answered (since I think Drew said someone was optioning The Hike as a TV show), but...who would you like to see direct The Hike as a movie? Drew could save M. Night Shyamalan’s career!

I think the real question here is why the hell is anyone reading a book by Joe Buck? The best thing Artie Lange did was prematurely ruin Joe Buck’s TV show before Buck had the chance to do it himself with his bland personality. All I want from Joe Buck is to put my hand on his throat so I can feel the way he says

Don’t hear much from him supporting ALS research these days.

My only introduction to cricket was from a BBC reality show called Last Man Standing—named Last One Standing in the US, where I saw it. Each episode, they take a group of athletes from various backgrounds/specialties and drop them in some foreign society where they’re introduced to the culture through the sport

BAH GAWD, Drew! That’s Pat “The Heart” Shurmur’s music!

Maddon has been absolutely awful all series. Refusing to pinch-hit for Schwarber against Miller when he can’t hit lefties, not using Heyward’s historically great defense in RF in the name of reverse splits, murdering Baez’s plate discipline by batting him before the pitcher, having Miguel Montero on the roster, and of

I understand why you would drive with marijuana. But why drive with a gun? Always leave the gun at home!

Both are popular due to the awful sense of humor among teenagers. From my experience, young girls found Napoleon Dynamite funny and quoted it nonstop. I’ve only read the Roger Ebert review of Freddy Got Fingered, but I don’t think it’s a leap to say only young boys liked it.

Just like Tebow, I haven’t played baseball for 7 years. But Tebow still won’t respond to my challenge that I can strike him out. C’mon, let’s do it for charity, Tim!

Hardball 5 was the pinnacle of baseball on a PC.

With runners on first and third in the top of the seventh, Coco Crisp singled to drive in Michael Martinez for the only run of the night.

The dick that keeps on giving.

He has a history of opening for Jackie “The Jokeman” Martling, including at the Rrazz Room at the Prince Theater in Center City, and has been known to joke about his weight.

Mel Gibson’s worst offense was making The Passion of the Christ, but I still forgave him for that.

I want to feel bad for her. But the only reason she would suffer through this constant humiliation has to be because Tiffany is still surviving by suckling from Daddy’s teat. It must be tempting to publicly tell Trump to go fuck himself, but apparently not enough to live for yourself.

They’ve been cleared of all charges (including possession charges, which is insane) except for one man, who still faces one count of theft.

Umm, Schwarber actually never got a hit off Andrew Miller. If he did, Game 1 might have been a little different.

Correction: Doug Gottlieb is not on ESPN Radio. He is on CBS Sports Radio, as evidenced by their logo on his fucking laptop.

Typhoon Kuroi, Snake McMillan, Mike Marksman.