Kinja is the Coke Zero Sugar to Disqus' Coke Zero.

Kinja is the Coke Zero Sugar to Disqus' Coke Zero.

I still haven't watched Twin Peaks I'm sorry

I still haven't watched Twin Peaks I'm sorry

Don't— stop— commenting 'bout tomorrow!

Don't— stop— commenting 'bout tomorrow!

Hey, wait a minute, won't the Disqus proprietary community still be active per article? We'll still be able to find each other, right? RIGHT?

Hey, wait a minute, won't the Disqus proprietary community still be active per article? We'll still be able to find each other, right? RIGHT?

It looks like I've stayed up late reading the AV Club's comments for the last tim— ha ha ha what am I saying I'll do my best but I'm going to start crying any second now.

It looks like I've stayed up late reading the AV Club's comments for the last tim— ha ha ha what am I saying I'll do my best but I'm going to start crying any second now.

That is honestly ludicrous. I replayed a bit of Sonic the Hedgehog 2 last night and Chemical Plant Zone felt incredibly short after playing Mania. This really puts it into perspective.

The rehash levels aren't actually rehashes. The Act 1s start off very briefly the same as the original levels, but within literally 10 seconds branch off into entirely different directions. The Act 2s are completely different.

No joke, the first Big Mac I ever had was in Taipei, Taiwan. My aunt was too tired to cook one night, so she decided to drop down to the McDonald's downstairs and grabbed a whole bunch of Big Macs for the family. Before that, I'd only ever eaten chicken nuggets and cheeseburgers at McDonald's— the diet of a picky…

Yeah, the first thing I did when going to a friend's place that DID have Internet was go to youruleschool.com, which was the only URL I knew because it was on the back of all the cereal boxes. It was basically a bunch of mediocre Flash games branded with Kellogg's characters, but for poor Internet-less me, it was a…

I have always appreciated Sava's Big Issues column, and how he gives comics their due when so few critics even in the comics space dare to look at them actually critically. Congratulations to everyone at AV Club for this amazing win!

In the early 2000s, Nintendo's Game Counselor help line was still active. I remember because my 9-year-old brother and I desperately needed help in Paper Mario, but our parents were determined to stay Internet-less until we actually needed it, so aside from a torn-up issue of Nintendo Power, the phone line was all we…

Oh, c'mon. The one team I trust to treat slavery with panache are the folks who run Game of Thrones!

Free parking! FREE BREAKFAST!

Saying "I'm a comedian" as a point of honor is basically another way of saying "hey, don't date me."

During undergrad, I frequented the Starbucks right next to my apartment complex. I didn't realize how often I had actually been going, though, until one day I went in, talked about Tony Hawk for a while (this was in San Diego), and then suddenly found myself walking out with the baristas on their smoke break, at which…