Give me the over.

Serious question. How many times do you think Gronk says “that’s what she said” per day? I’m guessing at least 6.

I couldn’t give a shit about the hat he keeps in his locker. I do give a shit about somebody being asked a question he knows is coming that deals with a topic gravely affecting thousands of people who live far less glamorous lives than he, and his response is that he hasn’t been paying attention and that he’s just a…

Go Falcons.

They have a solid piece of the pie, it’s in Long Island.

No no no, this is when Barkley doubles down. He always doubles down. They don’t call him the Round Mound of Rebound for nothing. He’s gonna be right back up. If you’re going to get into a spat with a man who literally threw a guy through a window, prepare to feel the pane.

I totally agree! I’m a Rangers fan and totally hate the Islanders but I love the rivalry. I feel their ownership just doesn’t care if the team is doing well, it’s like a hobby to them that they look at in their spare time. I thought the move to Barclay was bad and I knew the Coliseum needed a renovation bad. But…

It’s that there are three teams in New York (a sports-loving city that only has two teams for other sports), and the Islanders have 1) the smallest natural fan base and 2) the worst geographic position. Moving to Brooklyn was an attempt to address both problems, but it’s not something that would change quickly.

Let’s not obfuscate here, the trip from Long Island is pretty easy.

However, the absolute lack of any promotion for the Islanders in the city is puzzling. I’m a 15 minute walk from Barclay’s and I often forget the team even plays there.

The gif that immediately comes to mind:

Yes. Everything that’s gone on in the first week of this presidency, from the seemingly trivial like lying about crowd size, to the major, like sparking a humanitarian crisis, ought to scare everyone who sees any value in American democracy and professes any fealty to American ideals. It is astonishing the speed with…

The ACLU just got a year’s worth of donations in a month. My congresswoman (Feinstein), who I disagree with frequently, just introduced legislation to roll back the “travel” (read: Muslim) ban. The Women’s March was by many accounts the largest protest ever.

Another good tweet.

Here’s a good tweet:

This is no time to stick to sports. That’s why I’m boycotting the Pro Bowl.

I nominate myself for dumbest person in the world. I was staring at the hoop in the middle and it took three times for me to see that there were other hoops.

This is a weird argument. Nobody is saying Yzerman didn’t produce, just that he had no defensive element to his game until Bowman came around. Yzerman didn’t know how to backcheck for shit when Demers and Murray were in charge and he was putting up 100-150 pts a year.

Yzerman was a good two-way forward for maybe 8 of his 22 years in the league.