I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.

Some of last year’s hipsters have moved on to trying to make serious points in the Deadspin comments section.

Pointing out irony ironically? You’ve reached peak hipster.

Complaining about people who complain about hipsters? How hipster of you.

Went to a bar in Chicago, total hipster neighborhood, to meet up with friends. Some rail thin bartender with a handlebar mustache scoffed at me when I asked him if what his favorite beer was, like I was supposed to know. So now I go to my corporate job every single day and I will move up the management ladder until…

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I really wish everyone would just settle on what hipsters and millenials actually do; I could use some guidance in my life.

All of the once promising US male athletes are now trained UFC cage fighters.

Weirdly enough, I did a term paper on this exact subject (American women athletics always having a pipeline of champions) years ago in college. Most of it has to do with these sports being very expensive, and most countries don’t put money into women’s athletics, focusing on the mens’ side. American girls, especially…

Liz Lemon became a Kabletown employee over 4 years ago.

Whose a good boy?

I can’t read this, I am a dog.

It’s still fucking weird to have catch be your go to zen hobby.

Note, Pappis Cisse of Newcastle

I think you know the answer to that question.

Yes. Or the Chief Wahoo logo. But you almost wonder if a team would be happier having a player express displeasure with its own logos than saying something like “I am strongly opposed to wearing a Fly Emirates logo, a wholly owned subsidiary of the government of Dubai, which is responsible for unconscionable human…

Like the Redskins?

Oh, I’m all for that. If you’re gonna sell out, at least sell out BIG.

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