It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

Dockers Without Borders

Bawse.

I just Starwooded your comment.

For those who think this had no impact on the Steelers performance, just look how lousy they played when a Bell was pulled during the game.

THEY STAYED AT THE WROHNG HOTEL!

The old “I can’t be held responsible because I have a drinking problem” defense.

I can’t wait for the Mark Wahlberg film.

Off the immediate top of my head didn’t Dak Prescott win MVP last year? He’s actually doing pretty well now.

When asked about it afterwards, the announcer shrugged his shoulders, shuffled his feet, and meekly mumbled, ‘Well, I always kinda liked him, y’know? I met him once in line at Home Depot, and he was just really nice. He said he liked my shoes, which I thought was kind of cool. I liked him ever since.’

ghost beer xD

My Italian American grandfather fought in WWII, and despised the Nazis and fascists in Italy till the day he died. He never talked about what he saw during the war, but it always seemed like it affected him a lot. I like to think if there is an afterlife, he saw this, cracked open a ghost beer, and had a good laugh.

Ewan’s performance has been impressive, don’t get me wrong, but this year’s TDU field is missing just about every top Euro sprinter and Sagan is just trying to get his legs back at the moment. It would be much more surprising if Ewan wasn’t winning these races.

Terrible pro sports scene, Snidely Whiplash-looking owner, fan apathy most years, fucking the community over for a new stadium, and they got caught pumping in crowd noise into the stadium last year.

It’s okay, I am sure Belichick had someone tape it for him.

Theoretically only Pittsburgh’s field goal kicker should have been celebrating, preferably by large men hoisting him while he was sitting in a chair, Jewish-wedding style.

Places NFL policy does not apply:

I dunno. Imagine how big the scandal would be if AB was on a boat.

That’ll never happen he’s Canadian

there is a big offer from China