I was the +69 person to star this.

can you imagine if the word “penetrate” was used?

+1 for it being realistic.

Big deal. That’s why you have two of them.

Gronk: “What’s wrong with it?”

Good chance that the hit broke a rib, which then or later punctured his lung. It’s really no big deal for Boston athletes. Just ask Patrice Bergeron. #hockeyplayermeme

Can we move on from the pats and deflating already?

And finish his career in Chicago

And the NFL is trying to suspend Vacarro for having a learning disability.

A harsher punishment would have been to make him play the next four games.

This will be super helpful for him if he ever ends up on the A’s.

As a 30 year old Mexican-American the photo of El Tri and The USMNT embracing each other for the pregame photo was the most awesome display of unity these dust filled eyes have ever seen.

As a Pats fan, my initial reaction was to freak out that it wasn’t a PI call. However, upon seeing the reply immediately after, it’s pretty obvious that, even if you don’t take into account the initial contact by Gronk, he and Kam were equally physical. Begrudgingly, I have to agree it was a good no-call.

Listen, anyone who tells you you have to poop indoors is a god damned liar.

nah

I was into Murder on Goalies before it was cool to be into them.

It’s only going to get worse. For the next 4 years, people who want to see screaming into the void with no clear end in sight need only check on their loved ones, neighbors, and their own mirrors.

Egg-eating snakes sometimes die after mistakenly eating golf balls, so the mongoose and golf ball are in fact natural allies.

I gave up golf specifically because this never happened to me.

I wouldn’t say he’s the only good thing, Corey Coleman has been enjoyable in the few games he’s played