Friennds, roll up your sleeves and grab your arms, we got some work to do.

You may dislike Michael Moore or really dislike Michael Moore, but he nailed it back in September:

That’s bullshit and you know it.

Excuse me. My middle class, NYC dwelling racist uncle said PLENTY.

Amen. Leave New York for a few fucking minutes and don’t look at us folks who live between the coasts like sad zoo animals living in a relentless hell where we can’t go see Hamilton on a given Wednesday night or eat at the world’s greatest Korean German fusion farm to table restaurant. That would be a good start.

Older players just don’t appreciate the value of victory runes like the modern cricketer does

Except replay showed he never shouted, “Whackbat!” so the runes were taken off the scoreboard.

I love how you make this the focal point and you don’t even mention how, after the play, the back helmsman decapitated 17 geese with his longsword to secure 15 toggle points, which, by the way, the priest converted easily into 2 victory runes.

“Yeah they are.”
-lots of women in Chicago

Great that we won or great that we made it to fucking DEADSPIN!?!?!?

As a devils fan this is great

Don’t even ask about Predators-Senators.

White folks

Orange is the new black.

Patriots fans who supported Clinton/Not-Trump, this is what it feels like to everyone else when your team wins the Super Bowl. It’s like the asshole from an 80s teen movie never got his comeuppance and instead went on to be president.

As a non-American, I’m glad you brought up the possible global recession.

This is the darkest timeline.

Secretary of Big Macs, Chris Christie.

Bad job USA. VERY bad job.