3 hours, 10 minutes. And I didn’t see it either because I just plain inserted the correct words in my head.

What the fuck are you on about? Plop plop fix fix? Are you mental? That sounds awful as the money shot unless you hare facing away from her and repairing something at the same time.

This is the only way to butter corn. It ruins the butter for other applications, but that’s the price you must pay for delicious buttery silver queen (with a dash of Old Bay on top).

I never really got that sense from his standup, but maybe I’m blind to it. Though as the other responses pointed out about Dennis Miller, it’s obviously a pitfall for any smart guy.

Poor Dennis, I miss sane Dennis.

“An equivalent value of gold or silver” LOL. Dude, if you’re so far down the rabbithole that you don’t understand why it’s wildly inappropriate to compare the mining of naturally scarce actual metals with the “mining” of artifically scarce electronic tokens, you’re not gonna have much luck with the whole “yeah I…

The only appropriate butter from the top take I will allow for is if you have a whole mess of grilled corn ready to eat. Rolling the hot corn on top of the Butter is very satisfying as it is the only way to ensure complete butter saturation.

This is why I read the comments.

I think we all know where he ended up.

This take is irredeemably bad. I Can’t Believe it’s Not Better.

I’m sure you’re an otherwise wonderful human being, but this take makes you a goddamn monster and a war criminal.

It could just be that your dad wanted to take his mind off of your mom for a bit. Take a break from worrying and all that.

Always take butter from the end because that’s also butter you cook with and if some asshole has sliced down the top how are you going to know how many tablespoons you’re actually getting?

So Trump tries lowering everyone’s income tax, but then raises other taxes to make up the deficit hes causing.

Can Jalopnik do an end-of-year review of NP/CP, showcasing the 10 best NP wins and 10 worst CP loses?