As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.

Trump supporter: “Well, maybe he did strangle a baby but......emails!”

Bet you wish you could go back, especially after seeing this:

Fellow Olds- do you remember the postcards that came out with this movie? I don’t remember where they came from, but I had the whole set and they were prominently featured in my dorm room photo montage.

Barely getting out of being irrationally cuffed for protecting someone from sexual assault because someone sane happened to show up is a step up. This is a thought that nobody should still have to be having.

You are wrong. Everything is always about Mariah. All others must wait.

I’ve actually said in a meeting with a group of men when someone got too close that they were in my personal space. For example:

Incorrect, if he didn’t grab her arm she would have walked right into that oncoming train.

Clearly she was hysterical. He had to calm her down the best way he could. He forgot his foldup fainting couch.

I’d go even more general and say that people shouldn’t be touching anyone unsolicited, unless they are familiars. My mom told me a story the other night she was in line at the check-out and some woman put her hand on her shoulder to tell her she liked her (political) shirt. The compliment was lost on her because she…

What the fuck. It’s like they cant control themselves.

My wife and I recently lost our twin boys, Anton and Colin, at 20 weeks gestation. They were handsome, they were healthy, but my wife had an unforeseen and undiagnosed incompetent cervix despite being on bedrest for most of the 20 weeks, and we were advised that we need to deliver or we would lose three lives instead…

Man, fuck being President. According to Trump, if you’re Secretary of State you’re basically in God Mode and can shape world politics to your whim, Hillary was just lazy.

Let’s be clear about something...

Let’s split the difference and agree that the flight attendant is an idiot without insulting people based on their professions.

That’s the thing that’s been killing me too. I’ve been referencing this tweet, because it sums things up so well:

The most serious issue of this election is not Donald Trump. It’s people who support Donald Trump.

One of the worst things about this election is learning exactly what percentage of Americans are total monsters.

At least he dressed up for the occasion.