I am 32. I consider myself a strong ass woman. Not a victim. NEVER a victim. But what is shocking, and humbling about this entire election is the fact that other women are speaking out about things that I have just accepted in my life as part of being a woman, and that I’ve forgotten about until now. I truly forgot…

Ahh. Aaahhhh. They are trying to drive me insane! Maybe that’s their plan to get new constituents.

Dear god that is repulsive.

This is probably why sexual predators shouldn’t make their election campaigns about consent/assault.

i fixed it. i’m tired.

Not only is a minuet usually several minutes long, but you get to wear fancy clothes. I’d definitely take 15 minuets of fame over a quarter-hour.

“Fifteen minuets of fame.”

Woah, don’t blame my husband, he’s awesome. It happened in a flash. Like, slap one sec, lost in the crowd the next. Was my husband supposed to chase the guy down and assault him back? The ass-slapper was wasted and I saw no reason to make a scene at the bar, either.

If you are suggesting we nail Donald Trump’s feet to bicycle pedals & whip him repeatedly . . .

He acted like a doped up circus bear. Where do you find doped up circus bears? Russia. It all fits.

I didn’t think she could get better than last week’s “I think I’m gonna be president” delivery, but goddamn Kate McKinnon.

It’s so luxurious, you wouldn’t believe what people are saying about this stocking cap, I sent the best people to find my cap, they tell me this is the longest one anywhere, anywhere in the world you can’t find a better one than this, I was in China and other Asia and I see the stocking caps they have there, everyone…

the longest stocking cap

I love this because I imagine that he was just tossing and turning in bed seething about this and then finally leaped up, cast aside his absurdly long stocking cap, and tweeted this out before collapsing back into bed.

That’s disgusting. Seriously, wash your feet. They are cesspools of bacteria, and no, “gravity” bringing the soap water down isn’t enough. That’s how things like Athlete’s Foot and other foot and toenail infections spread.

Oh so that’s what happened when they left the attic.

That’s not what cheating is about. Cheaters don’t go looking for someone hotter.

No shit. I didn’t set foot outside my apartment from Monday until Friday last week, and I only went outside Friday because I knew I had some eyeshadow waiting for me in my mailbox downstairs. I regularly get home Friday evening and hole up until Monday morning when I have to go to work. It’s one of my favorite things…

24 hours doesn’t seem like an alarmingly long time to stay inside. My neighbors would be calling the police on me during every Law & Order marathon

Sorry, this teacher isn’t cool and this topic isn’t funny. I’ve taught college for 15 years, and I wouldn’t say this to 18 year olds, much less 10th graders. You’re in an immense position of power as a teacher. It’s really important not to mock your students. I had one teacher in HS who consistently made fun of…