MRAPs; basically a tank in the same way a big fish is a shark.

"as well as a Mine Resistant Ambush Protected armored vehicle. That's basically a tank."

...just make sure someone else is handling the axe.

"excuse me, is this the diabetes registration line? yes i'd like a form."

Yeah, the whole point of getting rid of all those other items (by integrating them into the computer) was to make space for OTHER items. I doubt 1980's me would ever have dreamed that there would be an item on my desk (MakerBot Replicator) that made other items to go on my desk :)

I listen to American Music.

Those look like a bitch to maintain/repair.

Speaking as a Research Engineer/Scientist, a lot of the problem stems from the fact that most of us are Atheists who have replaced Religion with Science. The problem there is that a lot of us treat Science like Religion, which no one should. Science is basically best guess, and it should always be treated as a…

Gonna have to revise the chart now...

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I imagine he will then become some kind of pyromaniac and possibly kidnap couples, dress them up, and pose them in front of active volcanos.

Did any one, just for a lark, look into using "solid farts" as a candidate for the perfect material?

Maybe they were more familiar with Futurama than the author realizes. Bender does say "Kill all humans" with regularity :P

And that's how you make the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs...

I would Kickstart the hell out of this.

I think that this latest action from Illinois is naught more than the typical nanny-state action at its worst. In the immortal words of Richard Gere, "You'll have to pry those plastic beads from my cold, dead butt."

EAT OFF THE PAST: NOW IN BLUE, YELLOW, AND "GAME BOY"

Well...after a few million years, maybe the stuff will be highly prized for "kitchen counters."

Something like this?

And if you don't it's time to thin the herd anyway.