This is what living has done to my spine:

As a student of geomorphology, I know that there are indeed mountains under the ocean. They won't be intercepting any airborne planes, of course.

Sounds like Globe Trekker. The weird British guy is Ian Wright, IIRC. IIRC, he also visited Libya that same episode. (Back when Qaddafi was still running the place.)

I'm holding out for the smoke screens.

What about blind drivers though?

My sister was into this. In 1988.

That monster sticker adds 10hp, and another 25hp each for those blue tracks.

That gaming keyboard is nowhere to be found! :-(

Hallstatt is fantastic, if you ever get the chance, GO. It kind of makes me wonder if they recreated the ossuary (bone house), if so, hopefully with replicas, but even that's a little creepy. The original is amazing. Also, Hallstatt is an archaeological site, some of the shops in town have basements where you can…

Son of a . . .

"Reuben," but I'll allow it.

Can't let Rueben have all of the fun annotating so I would like to take this time to highlight the word fuck. Enjoy.

Ya iz time fer us to has de Veenie Roast.. Dis job is da wurst!