wait until the first time your doctor does this and BOTH of his hands are on your shoulders :|

No doubt the savings are due to the fact that the souls of Windows 8 users come pre-crushed.

Many did not simply "refuse". In the days leading up to the storm, it was increasingly hard to move as the evacuation centers were already full. This is a country and a region that sees 20+ typhoons annually, and many probably thought they could ride it out (afterall, no one had ever seen anything like this before). …

I am from Cebu, Central Visayas, Philippines. Those pictures don't even tell half of the story on what's happening here. Any kind of help is appreciated.

Everyone is shooting fall colors - but what about the Fallen?

I'm not saying it...HE is...

Just the tip.

Dyslexics against drugs. Just say ON!

It's written in British, never mind.

The Law of Didn't Read The Article All The Way Through sure is in effect, though.

I made an account just to recommend this. Well played.

Starting around 50 seconds.

This one keeps the monster in my pants at bay

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Unfeeling Swede bastard.

A cheaper option:

So, the top car would be like a balcony at the theater.... but for fooling around at the theater.....

Somebody stole Dennis Waterman's clipboard.

No comment I was going to make on how terrible this guy sounds (and don't forget the horrendous lyrics) could ever beat the first comment on YouTube.

After consulting my 1896 version of the AP stylebook,