At least you tried. That's all we could ask for.

How dare you own a computer instead of giving that money to charities that might use at least 3% of their funding to actually maybe help someone someday if they accidentally drop a bag full of money on the way to the bank.

Having a bad day?

For $15 I could buy a set of tin snips and have all of the devices that are secured in this bread box.

Coca-Cola.

I have zero artistic talent. I can't even color in the lines. But I loves me some coloring pencils and a coloring book.

The seeds grow in your tummy like a baby until you have watermelon babies. Geez. I thought everyone knew that.

Well the new Kinect 2 on the Xbox One certainly has the horsepower to enable this.

In the vacuum of space, it wouldn't have any sound.

Let me fix that for you.

According to Flanders and Swann, in Tongan, "Oly-ma-kitty-luca-chi-chi-chi", means "no":

KIDS AND THEIR NAMES UGH.

The other day I stopped by a RedBox on way out of the grocery. They have a display next to the machine with 20 or so titles available to rent. Of the 20, 9 of them featured a dog on the cover. I don't have the numbers, but I'll bet the "children's movie starring dogs" market is huge on the home rental market.

anything to get this slow-moving day over with..:D

I buy my own Netflix, but I don't think Netflix honestly minds. There is a limit to 2 concurrent streams. So it isn't like all those people are watching content at the same time. If anything I'd be annoyed any time that I tried to watch a show and had it tell me I was already watching two streams. Personally I have a…

She can't. She's holding my spot in line to see your wife, "The amazing vagina that swallows it all." I heard she's touring now, and it's coming close to my city.

Miiiiight be overreacting.

Wade Wilson, is that you?

the fact that you are arguing about which composting method is better tells me that you are actually a married couple, not a girlfriend/boyfriend. :P because married people will argue about anything.