Incredibly bummed this isn’t just Magary in his living room in an ill fitting polo and cargo shorts screaming his head off and scaring his children.
Not mad, just disappointed.

Pictured: A horse’s ass. Also, a painting of a horse

Two of the best players to come out of Duke think the world is flat, dinosaurs didn’t exist, 9/11 may or may not have been an inside job, and do “research” by reading random instagram pages. I blame Coach K.

I have seen way too many women be called “Becky” for attempting to be a vocal ally to blame any man for thinking the best option is to shut up and listen.

Seriously. If I did that right it’s 839,958 years and 4 months to pay it off. Who runs the companies billing department?

She should finish up paying right around the same time as the heat death of the universe. Win-win!

I’m guessing he made the same mistake as almost every idiot suburbanite and country boy makes when they consider “downtown” to mean anything within the borders of a city.

I’m not arguing that there is a hotel close by, I’m wondering how having hotels super close would make it HARDER for out of towners to get to games?

And she mines Bitcoin.

In all fairness, there *is* a single hotel smack dab in the middle of the sports complex.

I caught this too. Maybe he thought downtown meant south, kind of like how the term is used in Manhattan.

Tacky-Tax. Or was that repealed to protect Cheetolini’s decorating....er...’tastes.’

This was probably Trump’s way of cutting the electricity bills for his billionaire buddies.

Which one’s which?

Gruden will always be overrated because he got traded to a loaded team and then lucked into playing his former squad who didn’t even change audible calls.

$284Billion and her first thought is “oh, my Xmas lights” and not “someone done fucked up?”

Philadelphia, you just open the door to your hotel, right downtown, we play. That’s why this place rocks with nothing but Eagle fans, and I love it.

Mr. Martini is literally the embodiment of the American dream (and racial stereotypes). Lauren, why do you hate America so much?

Seriously. And if he didn’t fire and/or beat Uncle Billy to within an inch of his life right after everyone came to the house, he deserves nothing better.

This movie is incredibly dark when viewed in the right context—he’s just as essentially fucked at the end as he is at the beginning, feel good ending or not. I also prefer to imagine George going off like this about once a week and the townfolk just humoring him.