Penn State, once again proving why their university should have been given the death penalty.

Didn’t you hear? We’re running government like a business now! Trump is the almighty CEO, congressmen are his workers, and we the voters are just the constantly shafted consumers.

“You have to keep in mind who he [Congressman Devin Nunes] works for. He works for the President and answers to the President.”

Seriously. Nuke State College from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

And possibly the rest of the University as well, based on this insanity.

Baylor: “Boy, we’re finally overtaking Penn State for most odious institutional breakdown! Our ‘callousness toward victims’ ratings are unprecedented!”

Actually, I hear Pence’s search history is filled with restaurant porn, which shows the delights and perils that await unsuspecting men who dine with women other than their wives. Kinky shit, and it explains a lot.

I’m sure that, given the NCAA’s long and distinguished history of being morally bankrupt, this will give them enough of an excuse to say that NC has taken the necessary steps to correct this injustice and earn back the right to host all tournaments.

My retirement plan is go until the money runs out, then:

The good news for people like me is that robots think it’s beneath them to work as WalMart greeters.

In her quote, she basically said, I know I agreed to the rate and I got everything I wanted, but now I do not want to pay. Its the classic situation, the better the result the more likely P thinks they deserved it anyways and you did nothing.

Same for me. But only because I have no retirement savings and will probably work until I drop dead anyway.

I just realized why all these assholes are so anti-abortion: somehow they inately recognize that they are so stupid that, in a just world, they would have been aborted.

Years ago the Onion published an article about how JK Rowling was a satanist, that included a “quote” from her saying the HP books were intended to recruit more children to “suck the greasy cock of the dark lord.” It made the rounds in the Christian community for decades — there are probably still people who believe…

And thus he is literally more qualified to be President than Trump.

Not very fucking well, apparently.

Every single scientist better go to the March for Science. This is not a drill people. This is not a drill.

Oh, that’s intentional. Part of the deal with Russia, I’m guessing. Fuck up America as much as possible.

I remember being really alarmed when he introduced legislation to build a wall around Bigfoot’s “presumed habitat and roaming grounds”.