Not to mention that the lawyers are taking a risk putting in very real cost to work on the case before there is any guarantee of payment. If they take 10 cases at 40% fee, but only expect 2 to ever payout/materialize, it’s bullshit for those two that make it to the end to claim it’s too much.

I can’t believe it’s been almost 20 years without Phil Hartman

They should honor whatever they agreed to with their lawyers. If you agreed to 40% well that sucks, but it’s the deal. It’s what the lawyers were working for, it might be why they took your case and not another.

CAN’T EVEN REMEMBER THE RHYMING SCHEME ITS MULTI LAYERED BECAUSE BRAIN INJURIES AND CTE ARE FUNNY WHEN YOU’RE COMMENTING ON DEADSPIN ABOUT IT

LABOR MULTIPLIERS UNDER 3.6 ARE PUSSIES

ROSES ARE RED

Now imagine the folly of an entire economic system where wealth is supposed to trickle down from billionaires’ coffers to the common worker! Good thing nobody of note subscribes to that sort of insanity.

Tell that to your parents who smuggled you in as an infant 30 years ago and are now dead, while you live a peaceful productive, employed life, unlike the lazy not, working, white trash cashing “disability checks” down the street.

“We don’t need a warrant, we’re ICE,” and, gesturing to his genitals, “the warrant is coming out of my balls.”(television freezes)

tell them to get the f*ck off of your property and to stop acting like mormons going door to door. oh and tell them i said they can go f*ck themselves.

I sensed The Matrix and Princess Mononoke after a few hours into the game. It’s nothing to write home about.

True. They will be screaming “Fake news!” even as they are drowning. It’s the hill they chose to die on, so to speak.

I think he’ll be remembered as That Tantrummy TV Guy Who Said “Fuck It, We’ll Do It Live”— but nobody will remember what he had to do live or what TV program he was on.

Yeah, you’re right, which is why that percentage of my want is so low. At the very least though, he’d be around to be put on the list of “No help for these fuckers” aka the running list of climate change deniers who should be refused help when resources become scarce. Eat your bootstraps, jackasses.

The most frustrating thing about assholes like this guy is their age. 77? Goddamn it, he’s wrong, he’s gonna be proved wrong, we’re all gonna suffer because people like him were wrong, but he’ll be ash and bones by the time any of it comes to pass. It’s aggravating enough that a teeny tiny part of me (like, 3%) wants…

“We found that if you cut holes in a sheet, the eyes just turn into slits when someone puts it on,” which is why they built padding into the costume so “the face (would) stay solid and eyes circular.” Are you sure this isn’t a description from the Trump administration’s fashion week outfits, i.e. Jeff Sessions couture?

Or! Or...

Of course they aren’t blocking her.

I don’t think O’Reilly will go down in history at all, he’ll disappear like the fart cloud he is.

Words are insufficient to describe my seething hatred of Bill O’Reilly. Fuck this guy and his smug, irritating, racist, sexist bullshit.