Government by series of resentful executive orders is just not going to cut it.

The ven diagram of “Stupid White People” and “People with a Fucked Up Negativity Bias” is basically just one big circle.

Yeah but it sounds good to stupid white people. Like making welfare recipients take drug tests or voter ID laws.

The thousands and thousands of immigrants in these sanctuary cities are making America less safe. For example, one of them shot somebody two years ago.

The “rule of law” does not apply to Republican politicians in America.

It was just talk in the papers, but there were at least some GOP House people openly saying that they should work with the Democrats and shitcan the Freedom Caucus people.

As of last Friday, zero members of Congress are worried about his threats. And that makes it all worthwhile.

Turns out if *45 can’t sue someone, or declare bankruptcy, or call in his own PR pretending to be someone else, he has no actual negotiating skills at all. And those previous tactics aren’t skills.

That’s just it. Nobody can actually afford the NFL. Some places are willing to screw over various parts of their citizenry to attract a team, but the bill ALWAYS comes due. Ask STL.

And CCSD is suffering a massive teacher shortage.

Don’t confuse support with extortion you gullible twat.

Good God man, I’m so sorry, I didn’t realize you had it so rough.

And I’m tired of my team playing in a dilapidated sewer

I don’t think the residents of any city in America, Oakland, Vegas, or anywhere else, want to “support their team” by ponying up massive amounts of taxpayer dollars to pay for publicly-funded stadiums. Which is why these things are intentionally never put up for a vote and lose every single time they are.

Serious question — will the stadium have slot machines?

Also, I expect that soon there will be a church dedicated to trump: The Narciscistine Chapel.

Not as much as the Oakland Coliseum, amirite?

Expecting the new Bond villain to be American.

Sources tell me Donald Trump was rejected as the villain in the next Spider-Man movie because his persona was too awful and unbelievably cartoonish for a mainstream superhero movie.

Trump becomes more and more like a comic supervillain.