Adam Schefter, but receiving tips on which small islands and coastal communities are about to disappear because of rising ocean levels related to climate change.

UNC and Kansas are on the same side of the Bracket; can’t play in the Championship game.

I fucking hate everyone involved here.

LaVar looks like Michael Jordan and Tony Dungy had a kid.

He has no better idea how to drive that truck than how to drive a normal car, ride a bike, or pay a bill.

He drove faster than anyone. Everyone said he’s the best and fastest truck driver around. A lot of people have said it. He can even drive faster than Kim Jong-Il and honk the horn louder.

This column was actually quite funny. And I don’t know shit about hockey.

Janice in accounting is number 1.

Great! So she’s already a hit with white nationalists, now that it’s a hoax she’ll be the latest star of the alt-right and their gang of fucking MRA neckbeards because all women are lying whores who want to falsely accuse you of rape. Swell!

This. The GOP has shown that it’s willing to let this slide if it means their party stays on top. Just note:

The backwordsness of the whole thing is what boggles me. You’d think that the sort of older conservatives that elected Trump would be the first to line up against “those damn commies”. Then again, I thought that the christian wing would have a pretty big problem supporting a guy who keeps ordering wives out of a…

And here I thought this guy would be the worst gameshow contestant of the week:

The models and animation are so bad I don’t feel like banging anyone, it’ll feel weird to friend-zone the entire crew. “Yeaaah you’re great, really, I’m just really focused on my pathfinding right now, y’know?” 

Ok, that’s all well and good and all, but I can’t help but notice you didn’t mention anything about the banging! 0/10 review

You read Jezebel.

I can tell you with extreme confidence that he was not joking.

Holy shit. I can’t wait to see Simmons ROAST Jonah on his hit TV show.

I still miss Grantland. It was a good thing.



One day a font will be invented with smoke coming from it, to indicate the hotness of the takeness.

ETA

I am a well off White Hetro Guy who sees these morons as destroying my way of life. Maybe I need to be Richer? Whiter? More Hetero?

On the one hand, this is remarkably petty behavior. On the other same hand, it’s easy to understand why Rondo in particular is upset