I have serious questions for parents that afraid of hearing swear words. #1 of which is “how the fuck do you drive with your kids in the car??” Or is it just my kid whose first sentence is gonna be “feel free to use a fucking turn signal, ya shitwad.”

The second one isn’t an FCC complaint, it’s a Yelp review.

Anagram... Hm...

did you know lady gaga is also an anagram of “the falcons blew a 25 point lead in the super bowl”?

But... but... I have a friend who’s ____... so I can say whatever I feel like without worry for anyone else’s feelings. NOW BACK TO MY FEELINGS ON THIS OTHER SUBJECT!

This was funny, but when I saw the title on Twitter it really god my hopes up that he had been fired.

This headline is so misleading and it’s so, so shameful of you to frame the situation like this. The GIF caused him a seizure. He’s epileptic. Yes, that is assault when you do something with the intent of hurting someone else, whether it’s just a GIF. That troll put him in danger knowingly. Epileptic seizures are…

Todd Marinovich would like a word, LaVar.

My adoptive father voted for Trump this election, and it truly has been difficult for me to deal with that fact

If yer daddy was a member of a Nazi-affiliated group and yer affiliated with an antisemitic political party and ya wear that Nazi group’s medal on television and sign yer name in tribute to a Nazi group and that Nazi group sez yer a member and when yer asked whether yer a member of a Nazi group ya just say “No…

Bad idea. I often put stuff on Netflix specifically to fall asleep to. Right now, it’s that Toby Stephens shitfest Vexed. I’ve played about 4 hours of it but I’m usually sleeping before anyone is even murdered.

Yeah, fuck the trolls and everything but it’s not a great special. It really felt like she was paid via a bonus structure that kicked in whenever she made a drunk girl in the audience yell “Woo!”

I don’t like her and her shtick is old and boring but if she annoys Trump supporters I can get behind that tbh

I can’t wait for Paul Ryan’s take on this. “Well, of course I don’t agree with the Nazis, but President Trump is responsible for picking his own team. Now let me tell you about this great new health plan! We found a way to bump another 24 million people off of Medicaid!”

Now it’s “Huh. Another one. Sounds about right.”

Westbrook is the kind of guy who tells everyone he doesn’t care what they think about him and then spends 3 straight hours searching Twitter and other social media for mentions of himself.

you fixed it in the header

Hah, this is good. I’m a life-long Dodgers fan, and I do feel this way a lot.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but don’t the Dodgers have some of the worst fans in baseball? Maybe not a reason to ding the team but Dodger Stadium is outright hostile to visiting fans. A couple nearly beat a man to death in the parking lot. Not very charming.

Teach him to spell “Matriarchy”

eta: I’m gonna be hella real here...I spelt TEACH as TEAM because my finger slipped and autocorrect is a dick. So I can laugh.