I’m sure this will be just as successful as Nancy Reagan’s “Just Say No” was for Patti.

He should write a very great book on parenting. He could call it “The Art of Parenting” perhaps.

How do you know that was advice to you and not to herself? Maybe she had to remind herself that you were all young and dumb and she shouldn’t murder you. 

My stepfather in law is not a Trump supporter, but he has the same simplistic mentality regarding human behavior... which amuses me, since he is a retired high school teacher who should know better about how kids behave. We are middle aged yet he still believes he can tell my husband with some degree of authority how…

This reminds me if a teacher I had in high school. She was in her 70s, tiny, and mean. But before class she would exasperatedly sigh and offer the class random life advice such as:

I went to a Southampton event and it was all the bankers ... and not one person said anything negative to me.

“#NotMe”? Really?

Oh Honey! My MIL took a bunch of training and became a Reiki Master. I am a “touch me not” and a skeptic by nature. More than once I warned her and her voodoo hands to stay away from me. One day she managed to sneak up on me when I was resting because of a headache. That headache became a string that she pulled out of…

I had heard about that, but I always assumed that Royal land would be exempt? I can’t imagine anyone being allowed to cross through the lands surrounding Windsor Castle that aren’t already open to the public or around Balmoral without permission, but I may be wrong in that assumption!

I was wandering around Bath and ended up in a graveyard and someone's back yard, so this is useful information to have... Or would have been

You’re not wrong, though in the UK we have right of way, which means ramblers can walk on private land in some cases (which is awesome! No Taylor Swifts buying up our beaches.) But even with that considered, this news story seems pretty silly and hysterical- plenty of hiking they can do without worrying about running…

And the inevitable threat “this is why Trump won” and “this is why Trump will win again”, because you insist on “identity politics”. Translation, if you talk about issues pertaining to women or POC then the voters will engage in a giant backlash and vote Trump in for 4 more years. It’s just cowardice plain and simple.…

Honestly I really thought he was addressing the orange skin thing as a joke. But is he even self-aware enough to do that? Was he serious? OMG I can’t even with this asshole anymore

Also, are we going to talk about Kylie Jenner doing Playboy???

I feel that asking the Democratic contenders for the nomination a question on abortion is just teeing up a sound bite.

This is clearly too stupid to warrant a response, but I can’t help myself.

Remember your daily affirmation, folks:

Cheetos...............not lightbulbs.

Deep thoughts of a stable genius.

This man is so mind-bogglingly stupid.