Answer: it wouldn't. It's about 2/3 the diameter of the Earth! That's way, way, way more than a measly 24 kilometers!

My mom cleaned houses in the mid-nineties, and in the summer my dad worked 24 hour shifts at the fire department, so I had to travel with her to some of the homes she cleaned. One house was occupied by a woman and her two sons. Both had subscribed to Nintendo Power magazine since issue one, and were hardcore into the…

I want to see...

What about Lunar: Silver Star Story COMPLETE (emphasis added)?

You're writing as though the show's writers have a choice in who gets killed. How funny!

I can easily see myself getting lost in those environments for the sole purpose of wandering... but are these going to be mere setpieces, or fully explorable environments? Also, what hardware was this running on? I doubt it's PS3/360, but I have a hard time believing that's possible with the PS4 and XBone. I have a…

I look forward to puddle tech, dry leaf tech, and good shadowing tech. And fog bank tech.

I guess it was a smart move for me to skip Arkham Origins, then? It wasn't from Rocksteady, so I skipped it knowing there would be something better coming.

I like Final Fantasy XII. Yeah. I'm that guy.

I think the comparison I am making is fair in this case, because the New Super Mario Bros. games for the DS were disappointing to me. The comparison, in my opinion, is fair so long as it is between the single player experiences of SMB3/SMW and NSMB on the DS.

The problem I have with this idea is that the New Super Mario Bros. line of games isn't really as fun as the original Super Mario Bros. titles. SMB3 and SMBW were filled with exciting things to do and worlds to explore; secret pathways, shortcuts, etc. New Super Mario Bros. and its sequels feel like obstacle courses.

I remember one day I walked into an Electronics Boutique and picked up some of the GBA Pokemon titles I missed out on - Emerald and Fire Red. I decided to check out the original owner's game before I started a new one, and I found TONS of rare and unique Pokemon! So being the awesome dude, I ADOPTED them into my copy…

The game is a "spiritual successor" to Final Fantasy Tactics. There will be no Ivalice, there will be no mentions of the Zodiac Brave Story. That stuff is owned by Square-Enix. It will, however, have similar themes and plot devices from Matsuno's previous games. I'm sure it will have hardcore tactical gameplay as…

I'm glad that Valkyria Chronicles made the list. It is a game that deserved better sales and more attention from JRPG fans.

So I do a search on Twitter to find the South Park twitter account only to find that stupid title is the first entry in my search results. I know salacious titles get the views and your bread and butter, but for the love of God could you have waited until after the final airing on the West Coast?

I remember quite a few years back there I stumbled upon a book in an antique shop about white men seducing Japanese women. You could cut through the misogyny with a knife! It was so deplorable. I wanted to buy it for humor's sake, but I was far too young at the time to be reading that.

Holy cow, that's like the Pokemon equivalent of Chat Roulette!

I don't understand why a Mega Manectric was necessary. I feel like GameFreak's priorities aren't set right. Where's the Mega Snorlax? Where's the Mega Regigigas? Where's the Mega Metagross? I demand a Mega Dragonite! I want to find my bag filled with a Dragonite...ite?

Let's do a close up look at that video:

You can get easy money by finding the Amulet Coin in the second floor of the Parfum Palace (find the fireplace with a Pokeball like object in front of it) and fighting all the trainers in the Battle Chateau. Just make sure the Pokemon equipped with Amulet Coin fights in every battle and you'll get double money for…