“My girlfriend moved to a different city and now she kisses differently.” This is highly ranked in the Red Flag Handbook.

I prefer a more “lips focused” kiss, whereas she uses a lot of tongue. The weird thing is that she didn’t kiss like this when we first started dating, it’s something that she started doing more over time. 

You could tell it was fake because Jay-Z is laughing in the presence of Kevin Hart

“I fucking told you!”

They already have one. It’s called “not clicking the articles.”

“Do nothing at both ends of the floor” was also an interesting mindset for Tristan Thompson to have, but hey, I’m just a fan.

And still missing my dream Smash character.

Counterpoint: White Iverson is a great song with some great basketball metaphors and Post Malone is a refreshing artist these days.

Well I’m sorry that I know a little girl of color who’s excited for Arms that brightened up, and became even more excited when she saw that Twintelle looked like her form a skin color perspective. Representation matters my G

None of what you wrote here really conflicts with what Heather wrote.

so failure? I mean that’s basically what you described.

You seem confused about literally everything.

You asked several questions, but also made a statement.

“Want to make it rain bananas?”

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

Track: Crushed Glass | Artist: Freddie Gibbs | Album: You Only Live 2wice

but let’s be real, they were almost certain to lose from the moment Leonard went down

Carry a lot of apples and bananas. In space nobody can give you fruit.

It’s fine. We’ll all be speaking Russian within a decade anyway.

Okay.