Thank you.

he’s raggin’ on your cord!

I wish he would.

It doesn’t crack the top 50

If I am remembering this event correctly from twenty years ago, the bright spot in an otherwise very sad tale is that justice was served. This is not an outcome that could be taken for granted.

If Trump wants to ruin Iran’s economy, he should run it like one of his casinos.

I respectfully disagree. Politics is performance. We don’t have to “win” anything with impeachment proceedings, we have to make public through the process just how corrupt and subverted our system is. Trump isn’t going to gain more supporters or rile anyone up more than they are, but he could lose some when a line is…

“I’d hope he could fix that dent in my fender for a reasonable price.”

I can tell ya, 90% of fellas age 19-26 are the chaotic neutral version of that bread meme.

Modern problems require modern solutions! 

Marc Lotter would also like to point out it was the girl’s fault she got raped because of that dress she wore.

Reality: Borders are a man-made social construct.

Don’t worry about it.  I get odd burrs up my butt from time to time, too.  Glad your old man is doing well!

In wedding invitation font, don’t forget.

Being that it seems to be at a cemetery, it’s probably even *GASP* when young Bruce is visiting his newly deceased parents graves. HOW TWISTED!

You can absolutely count on his base taking up some 2nd amendment solutions if he loses in 2020. 

you might want to gargle some mouthwash after all that billionaire bootlicking

Easy now. Lay off my Heels. I can only imagine the look on my wife’s face if I shut her down with “Woman, you know better than this.” In any context, not just if UNC is on. She’d probably sprain something laughing at me. Then I would laugh, because it’s 2019 and no sane person talks to their spouse like that.

I am HERE for “C-3PO finally snaps and goes on a murder spree.”