Don’t worry about it.  I get odd burrs up my butt from time to time, too.  Glad your old man is doing well!

In wedding invitation font, don’t forget.

Being that it seems to be at a cemetery, it’s probably even *GASP* when young Bruce is visiting his newly deceased parents graves. HOW TWISTED!

You can absolutely count on his base taking up some 2nd amendment solutions if he loses in 2020. 

you might want to gargle some mouthwash after all that billionaire bootlicking

Easy now. Lay off my Heels. I can only imagine the look on my wife’s face if I shut her down with “Woman, you know better than this.” In any context, not just if UNC is on. She’d probably sprain something laughing at me. Then I would laugh, because it’s 2019 and no sane person talks to their spouse like that.

I do not want violence to bloody my nation, and I do not seek to promote my values through terror and murder. But it’s true that violence has already bloodied, and continues to bloody the US, just as it’s true that values antithetical to mine—values that I hold to be immoral, anti-American, and corrosive to the very…

Betsy DeVos should have someone remind her once every day that she A) has no talent, skills, or right that give her the office she has, B) everything in her world is based on the achievements of her ancestors and their accumulated wealth, none of it is hers, C) her power comes from the fact that her parents fucked…

The fast and furious films? Anything ever made by Sylvester Stallone?

The three kinds of white Root commenters.

satirical performance art

I wonder what it’s like to be a man and not have to worry about when they’re coming for your body autonomy. What it is to not have to watch, state by state, while they come for you and yours. To be a full to near full citizen, and not be rendered a second-class citizen because of medical procedures you might want or…

Which one wins: conservative love for “stand your ground” or Republican humping of the “Thin Blue Line”?  Because I find the possibility of being shot by a skittish cop putting 6 rounds in my chest because I did what he told me to do but not down to the millisecond time span he wanted much more plausible than someone…

Ilhan Omar is winning because she said nothing anti-Semitic and Nancy Pelosi is an old, racist, moron who does the bidding of Israel like a traitor. The only question about Nancy Pelosi at this point is if she sucks so bad because she is incredibly stupid or does she secretly love having the Republicans in charge so…

::reads headline::

I’m still loving the fact that Samuel L. Jackson at one point ignored the whole nation to talk to Spike Lee about the Knicks game.

Just like they say every vote counts...every individual can help to stop racism through their own experiences.

Washington Post: “We retract our prior articles painting Nick Sandmann as a racist and sincerely apologize.  However, we stand by our assertion that he’s a little bitch.”

Smh trying to stretch out racism like it’s some kink to get readjusted. She needs to contort her mind & take a look in the mirror at a woman who wouldn’t be where she is today without the benefit of her white privilege. And that will probably be the scariest reflection of herself that she will ever see. 

One time I got so frustrated playing Ninja Gaiden I burned a cross on my neighbors lawn.