There’s an excellent article from a while back (I think right after the Charlie Hebdo attacks) by Cracked’s David Wong that makes the following argument: the fight in modern times is not between “us” and “them,” the winner to be determined by whichever one is still alive at the end. That’s the world of our ancestors…

if you can’t pay your employees a living wage you’re a shitty business owner, your business model fucking sucks and your business is too weak to exist

That drive is already present. A large corporation employs thousands of people. Even assuming they only pay $8/hour to *everyone*, that’s easily over $100,000 per day just in salaries. And since many in large corporations make significantly more than $8/hour (a lawyer does not need to protest crap wages for a reason),…

You pretend like they don’t already try to automate and eliminate labor. They’ve been doing it for the last 50 years.

Deer often walk away from getting hit by cars under their own power and then die of internal injuries in the woods later. Does anyone know where he wandered of to???

As a former barista - yes, we know people can see us. That’s why we don’t spit. We give people decaf.

David Bowie in Labyrinth. I will never forget!

FYI. The President of Nintendo Canada told me in person that they will make them until everyone that wants one has one. Chill.

While I don’t disagree with the point you’re making, I’m not a member of the group that has a history with it and would be most offended, so I’d say it’s better to just not do it. Maybe some day there will be enough racial parity so that someone could do a realistic impression of a specific person by using realistic…

As we talked, that’s kind of what I gathered, so I did try to lead you there, lol. Yeah, you came across super harsh in your initial post. I totally agree with this post though. There is definitely a lot of personal responsibility involved and adults should be working to protect children and teach them that they…

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The good news is that those White folks can go back to being ironically/casually/unintentionally/just sayin’/only asking questions/actually racist after the election and all will be right with their world.

“The last comic I saw didn’t piss me off!”

His punishment will almost certainly be a lifetime ban from Blue Jays games. Or, if he has a really good lawyer, he’ll get a lifetime ban from Blue Jays and Leafs games.

Judge Judy 4 debate moderator.

This is so funny in like a weirdly, not perfect sort of early internet way. Like, it’s made by someone who doesn’t have a perfect handle on tech and isn’t completely in debt to the meme world. It’s just so weird and perfect.

Jeb is a MESS

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

And they need to get off your dang lawn, too! Doggone little nippers, well I never...