Yup! Not a single glorious fuck was given by Larry. And the best part was that Obama seemed to really enjoy it. Maybe minus the drone bit - but alas, that was fully deserved.

Well yeah, I’m not actively taking him to task for it, and I don’t think Martin, Jordan etc are either. But when you do interrogate it, there are inevitably some aspects that end up being problematic and it’s worth investigating these problems through later works - we wouldn’t be building and growing as a literary…

a sex nap

Took me at least three reads to conclude that he was talking about his kids, not (a) about a threesome or (b) maintaining a few girls on the side.

Blair Walsh Lived A Kicker’s Nightmare

Like a trash monster that feeds on sewage, it only makes him stronger.

I’m pointing of that your chances of dying by gun homicide are minuscule and you’re calling me a troll??

“It’s being dumb to make a point” was the thesis of the entire article. The article you just commented on. Did you read the article?

Oh my god you just won the douche badge! “I didn’t like this movie” is an opinion. “this movie is bad” is not.

I LOVED this game. I played it on an old 486 back in the 90s and later when I tried to download and play it on an updated machine, the resolution was so god-awful it was almost unplayable. I wish they would make an update to this game.

Protip: If you set your X-Wing’s blasters to quad-fire, every TIE Fighter can be shot down with a single pull of the trigger provided that your targetting is up to snuff.

Just wait a few more years my friend. When me and my sister were kids I used to give her a dead controller on a 1p game and tell her she was playing. Worked for a fucking long time. Sure she hates video games now, but I’m addicted to marijuana and she’s about to be a dentist.

In exchange for my absolution I now need more details on this close encounter with Colin Ferrell so I can add it to my repertoire and I plan to add that he grabbed my ass. Deal?

Eh...I think it kind of falls along the same lines (something you say to make yourself a little more interesting/put the focus of a conversation on you), but really I think it’s a lot different.

I disagree. You embellished a story to make it sound better. He traded on people’s sympathies surrounding an event that affected everyone. It is more similar to people who pretend to be vets because they want automatic admission into a generally respected class or group.

My favorite Effie Brown story:

Perhaps it is time

It’s human nature, indeed, animal nature, to survive.

Since I died not once, but three times, I feel I have something to say about this.

This is Adequate Man, not I Spent $500 On Snow Tires And Probably Also Didn't Use Underwear As A Washcloth This Morning Man.