Hey - not in the same league!

We know it’s not that, asshole.

“[A]n official...told CNN.” An official? Who works for Trump? I’d take that with a grain of salt.

I’m starting to wonder if she’s the one Trump is peeing on in that tape.

Ah, I like that, and agree. But this analogy doesn’t even have legs.

I feel like there’s a reference here I’m not getting.

Good Analogy Knower: This is not a good analogy.

I think yours is the perfect take.

No you don’t.

Seriously. I had these exact same arguments with people during the Bush years. “CNN is just the left’s Fox News” - not even close. If they have a leaning, it’s “pro-establishment” and that’s pretty fucking bipartisan.

What the fuck is the point of becoming a politician if you can’t personally benefit from it?

I thought the idea was that it’s a bit of a spoof on lame Republican nicknames.

Okay, I’ll bite. The problem is, the unborn’s so-called right to live interferes with the mother’s bodily autonomy.

How come I could see that coming as a 21-year old unemployed university dropout pothead?

Can I ask why you supported invading Afghanistan? Seems like the “rationale” was largely emotional, and as a Canadian I remember being totally against our support of it, other than we kinda *had* to.

Yeah, starting some shit and letting someone else suffer the consequences seems like something Mnuchin would do.

I agree - Stephen Miller’s got more of a noose-able face.

Yep my 4-year-old is a pretty good kid but he’d be an absolute dick in this situation. But he’s also a cute little blonde white boy, so I doubt the judge would threaten to sic a dog on him. 

Mnuchin’s definitely in the Trump Administration Top 5 Most Punchable Faces, amiright?

Seriously, I’ve always contended the economy of the future will be chicken and cigarettes. That smooth, rich flavour - you just close your eyes and inhale and all of the world’s problems melt away. A cigarette afterwards is just icing on the cake.