So the Mona Lisa isn’t objectively better than my 3-year-old’s scribble? Fuck off.

Oh and don’t forget, they also have to teach white people how not to be racist.

(a) Like it’s fair to just expect racial minorities to wait it out; and
(b) Like it’s sane to even think that anymore. 

Why are you people allowing this shit to continue? How much longer before you cowards get your pitchforks?

Why was there not bombastic laughter from the press when she said her credibility was higher than theirs - what the fuck is wrong with those guys?

Happy Eagles fan, here - good for them. “Their president”. Fuck that.

I feel like this is one of the rare instances where the free market should be allowed to decide. If you’re an anti-gay Christian baker and you think your business can survive refusing to make a gay wedding cake and all the attendant publicity, go for it. It’s kind of up to society to be appropriately punishing so as…

Kid’s gonna be a hell of a soccer player some day.

Aww, I used to love those little cocktail swords.

Funny, eh, how you just fucking know it sometimes.

I feel like I’m missing something. Ivanka’s a total cunt, right?

You’re a racist fucking cunt piece of shit. Fuck off.

That maybe sounds like how cops would react in a country where possessing a firearm was illegal...

Okay, how about x = cutting off someone’s arm. Pretty bad if it’s a psycho who just wants to make someone suffer. Pretty good if it’s a doctor trying to stop the spread of a deadly infection.

I’m sure there’s a fancy Latin philosophical term for what you’re doing here, but I don’t think “people with good intentions shouldn’t do X to bad people because other people with bad intentions might do X to good people” is a sound argument for never doing X.

Though I do agree with pretty much everything you’re saying, there are parts of HamNo’s piece I agreed with as well. You’re absolutely right that Obama owes us nothing, and you’re right that a huge part of the population deserves nothing but a gigantic FUCK YOU from him, but I don’t think it’s totally unreasonable to…

He’s not a man-baby - he’s a boy-baby.

This is a troubling way to talk about a 17-year-old boy, mass murderer or not.

I’m totes smrt.

Is that how buttholes work? Thanks for the tip! (that’s what I said!)